"Everyone’s got one.
That secret pile of novels, so very well regarded by the literary world, sitting in a dark corner of their house, sadly neglected despite assurances by so many others that “you’ve got to read them!” It’s a secret Pile ‘o Shame that haunts readers, always calling out longingly to be conquered but always growing bigger."
So says Aidan at A Dribble of Ink, with his great article, so I thought if might be fun if I had a go at my own Pile o' Shame. Meme time!Gene Wolfe's The Book of the New Sun

I like his short stories. I like his essays. Hey, from what I've heard, I like him. But no matter how many times I start The Book of the New Sun, it always slips of my radar; improbable things start happening once I begin reading, that I never get very far in. My first, and only, lava lamp exploded last time I reached page 43. The time before that this weird thing happened to February where it ended up with 29 days. Needless to say, I went straight to the nuclear bunker. No room for dense fantasy novels in there.
In all seriousness, I don't think I'll ever read this one. I have just the right amount of Fate against me, and just not the right amount of determination...
Joe Abercrombie's The First Law trilogy

Maybe this one doesn't count, since I have read the first one, and the third one isn't out yet. But, by now, with all the great reviews, and enough gifted book tokens, I should have purchased the second volume of this (Hugo nominated) series.
I can see nothing to stop me. I would order it now, but ... well, I'm typing this. I'll do it tomorrow. A bit like that passport renewal I was meant to ... damn! Oops...
Steven Erikson's Malazan Book of the Fallen series

I realise now, that, for a lot of the hard-core militant fantasy fans that read this blog, with a book in one hand, and a Kalashnikov in the other, I'm straying from "...oh, silly person, he hasn't read so and so..." to "call yourself a book reviewer, boy?!". [Enter gunshots here].
The annoying thing is that I have most of the books in this series! I've read the first two books enough that I knew I really liked the magic system Erikson used. I'm just lazy that way...
Greg Keyes' The Kingdom of Thorn and Bone

The "pile" part of this meme goes a bit metaphorical here.
I've been hearing great things about this series from a number of my favourite bloggers, and I really should get around to reading them, particularly as the last book is due out so soon.
Aidan: "In my opinion, Keyes is the most criminally under-read writer of Epic Fantasy. It baffles me that the guy doesn’t sell numbers of novels similar to Tad Williams and Robin Hobb. Get on it!"
I suspect, and this is really bad of me, that the main reason I haven't gotten hold of it, is because I'm not too sure which publisher published this in the UK. Not (just) for the free-ness of it, but it's a book I'd like to review. Tor UK -- what does that mean?! ;) I'll get a copy soon.
Everything by Guy Gavriel Kay

A lot of people describe Kay as "fantasy's best kept secret". Entranced by the word secret, I bought a few of his books straight away ... and then ignored them forever, occasionally looking at the cover art, going, "hmm", and putting them back on the shelf again.
One day I'll get to them. One day.
That's it from me. What does your Pile o' Shame (think of Irish, book-loving, leprechauns here) look like?

























